Bills Quote by David Letterman

Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.

— Jay Leno

As you can imagine, with Hillary Clinton being here, security is very tight. The Secret Service has been here all day sweeping the halls,…

— Jimmy Fallon

The reelection of Bill Clinton is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.

— Dan Rather

“It wasn’t until 1973 that secretaries in our very own White House were allowed to wear pants—when the energy crisis led to lowered thermostats…

— Jessica Bennett

We have the worst security!

— CM Punk

Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for him, became…

— Dee Dee Myers

We've had erratic, weird presidents before. America's still here.

— Adam Conover

I'll remember the view out this window [from Oval Cabinet], because this is where we had our - the playground that we put in…

— Barack Obama

It was so cold in the morning,I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

— Anonymous

My father, Ronald Reagan, held the presidency in such honor and reverence that he was never in the Oval Office without a coat and…

— Michael Reagan

Presidential tint, Michelle Obama. Frozen femurs in the freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer...

— Riff Raff

Hillary Clinton's exposed more of our top secret documents than any Secretary of State in history.

— Rudy Giuliani