Cat Quote by Dave Barry

Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.

— Anonymous

“This is much worse than losing a cat. You do not wish the cat dead, for example, after the first two days. You still…

— Suzanne Finnamore

“We didn’t domesticate cats. They domesticated themselves. But not totally, you know? You take a good look at any house cat, and you can…

— Sherman Alexie

“Given her ladyship's propensity for attracting deceased persons. Like an aged spinster attracts cats.”

— Verity Bright

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes…

— Anonymous

I reckon domesticated cats have a pretty good life.

— Ben Whishaw

Unlike us, cats never outgrow their delight in cat capacities, nor do they settle finally for limitations. Cats, I think, live out their lives…

— Irving Townsend

Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.

— Roger Caras

Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything.

— Anonymous

To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of things about…

— Cleveland Amory

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

— Dana Gould

Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses.

— Edward Topsell