Bangs Quote by Dave Barry

I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam

— ICarly

“The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest,…

— John Steinbeck

“You seem to be under the misconception that if you perform one brave deed, that alone makes you a samurai. Well it doesn't! You…

— Eiji Yoshikawa

“The banana skins of life are ready and waiting for the over confident, the elderly and the drunk.”

— John Napier

“How reprehensible it is when those blessed with commodities insist on ignoring the poor. Better to torment them, force them into indentured servitude, inflict…

— Robert Walser

At the end of the day, I'm a samurai.

— Dillon Danis

I have found that the Way of the samurai is death. This means that when you are compelled to choose between life and death,…

— Yamamoto Tsunetomo

“Let your eyes be blind to all external attractions, your ears deaf to all the fascinations of flattery and light discourse.—These are nothing—and worse…

— Anne Brontë

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this hand of…

— Omar Khayyam

You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what…

— Dave Attell

“And a refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, “If you don’t give me…

— Lemony Snicket

Got to go out in the limb to pick the fruit. The Fruit Of Life!~

— Bobby Compton