Baby Quote by Dave Barry

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably…

— Georges Courteline

Let's just call what happened in the eighties the reclamation of motherhood . . . by women I knew and loved, hard-driving women with…

— Anne Taylor Fleming

It wasn't a conscious effort to have kids later. It was just the way life goes.

— Jo Brand

The baby's been way easier than everyone made it out to be.

— Marissa Mayer

Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it,

— Frederick Leboyer

Having a child was difficult.

— Rupali Ganguly

Men should have more time with their newborn babies.

— Megyn Kelly

If Men Got Pregnant: Natural childbirth would become obsolete

— Nikhil Saluja

Birth was something that came quite unexpectedly, and afterwards there was one child more in the house.

— Georg Brandes

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

— Andy Warhol

It's difficult when you have a new baby but, at the same time, a nice distraction.

— Jack Wilshere

A baby is such a huge change for everyone, so acknowledge that. It's hard, and you don't have to be great at everything right…

— Eva Amurri