Cells Quote by Dave Barry

Sometimes you need Directions for girls..

— Coy Jones

I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look at her…

— Nikhil Saluja

Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger.

— Craig Brown

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

— Anonymous

Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

— Nikhil Saluja

“It was called evolutionary biology. Under its sway, the sexes were separated again, men into hunters and women into gatherers. Nurture no longer formed…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from…

— Robert Benchley

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

— Roseanne Barr

How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

— Darynda Jones

Although each egg cell produced by a woman carries a single X chromosome, the sperm cells produced by a man carry either an X…

— Kenneth R. Miller

We don't want women to really know men, because then they'll find out how much we need them.

— Luke Wilson

Dont keep a woman guessing too long, shes sure to find the answer somewhere else.

— Anonymous