Humor Quote by Dan Adams Download Open image ““My elderly mother's favorite drink is "Johnnie." She's already got a walker.”” — Dan Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Parenting
“Who's Johnnie Walker?" "It's a drink. For grown-ups." "Is it nice?" "Makes you drunk." "What's it like being drunk?" "Like being awake and asleep… — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
“Johnnie Walker is my celebratory drink,” I explained. “But when I’m out, I typically only drink whiskey. My dad only drank whiskey. His preference… — Danielle Allen Copy Share Image
“Johnnie's still curious Johnnie's still irreverent Johnnie's still walking” — Arindam Mukherjee Copy Share Image
“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.” — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“A woman who likes her whisky,” he said while refilling her glass. “Careful that you doona steal my heart, Annalía.” “It figures that the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“But now respectable elderly women do not need to excuse themselves for buying brandy or even gin, though it is quite likely that some… — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
“Yep, Gin and Brandi. Call me crazy, but naming your daughters after alcoholic beverages is just asking for trouble.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I was just finishing up my drink then I was off to get the night bus.' Carol grinned. 'Your sophistication never ceases to amaze… — Val McDermid Copy Share Image
“Table Whiskey: The House Bottle I have some whiskeys that I always keep in the house. Blended Scotch: Johnnie Walker Black or Compass Box… — Lew Bryson Copy Share Image
“I could just hear my mom now, "You know those old candy cigarettes are bad for you. Next thing you know, you'll be drinking… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“I told him his phone was so old it should come with a bi-plane mode. I'm not sure, but I think his reply was… — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“Since it is May 5th and I'm on a diet, I'll take the Cinco but hold de Mayo.” — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“A Greenwich Village corner comedienne, trying to drum-up business for one of the many local comedy clubs, hailed the wife and me as we… — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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