““A Greenwich Village corner comedienne, trying to drum-up business for one of the many local comedy clubs, hailed the wife and me as we walked past. The young lady asked, "Hey, you two...do you know that humor is a wonderful aphrodisiac?" I said, "You are obviously single young lady, because, believe us, marriage is no laughing matter." The comedienne then said, "Oh, come on now, you'll have fun; the club is just around the corner on Bleeker St!" I replied, "We've been married for over 30 years...life couldn't possibly get any bleaker." As we continued on our walk, the young lady yelled, "Hey, I'm using that one!””
