Quote by Dan Adams Download Open image ““Since it is May 5th and I'm on a diet, I'll take the Cinco but hold de Mayo.”” — Dan Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
May your Cinco de Mayo be free of any unfortunate Pinata related incidents. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cuatro de Mayo just like it's Cinco de Mayo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“- No salgo con extraños. - Suerte que yo si. Pasaré a recogerte a las cinco.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“An announcement that my lesson for the day would be Spanish dishes, invariably brought record-breaking crowds in any city in the United States, and… — Bertha Haffner-Ginger Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I told him his phone was so old it should come with a bi-plane mode. I'm not sure, but I think his reply was… — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“My elderly mother's favorite drink is "Johnnie." She's already got a walker.” — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“A Greenwich Village corner comedienne, trying to drum-up business for one of the many local comedy clubs, hailed the wife and me as we… — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
