Cocaine Quote by Conan O'Brien

According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, "He and Randy came to my house, they…

— Rand Paul

“New Rule: Stop pretending your drugs are morally superior to my drugs because you get yours at a store. This week, they released the…

— Bill Maher

“Inside we found the TV rooms packed, because a jury had found Martha Stewart guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and lying to…

— Piper Kerman

“I had tried marijuana several times, but in the words of my friend and longtime assistant Janet Stark, “When I smoke pot, it makes…

— Linda Ronstadt

“The W. M. Keck Observatory is the only employer that has surprised me during my employment with urine tests for illegal drugs.”

— Steven Magee

“Ann did detention like Whitney Houston did cocaine—frequently and without consideration of the consequences.”

— Sage Steadman

[On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one suspected that…

— Kate Clinton

Then she declared loudly, "Smoke break!" and everyone's eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up…

— Kristen Ashley

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two…

— Woody Allen

Marijuana! hey atleast it,s not crack!

— The420kenny420

“Her daughter had given her a puff of a marijuana cigarette once, but after all the hot pads on the counter started walking toward…

— Fannie Flagg

“Rachel released her grip on the handle of her suitcase (trolley-style, thank God, given the weight of the thing) and fished around her pockets…

— K.R. Griffiths