Astronomy Quote by Steven Magee

“The W. M. Keck Observatory is the only employer that has surprise drug tested me during my employment.”

— Steven Magee

“Bad questions at employment interviews: "Is your drug test graded on a curve?”

— Neil Leckman

“My employer made me take a drug test. I got them all the answers right except for Viagra. On that question my mind went…

— Jarod Kintz

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the…

— Bill Lee

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

— Rush Limbaugh

There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

In 2012, I helped lead the successful effort in Congress to allow states to conduct drug testing of people receiving unemployment benefits.

— Kevin Brady

Tough times for Martha Stewart. Yesterday, Martha Stewart reported to her parole officer and had to take a mandatory urine test for cocaine and…

— Conan O'Brien

I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.

— Kurt Rambis

In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test.

— Christopher Hitchens

In the '80s, there was this talk about a thrower whose urine was sent for testing after a meet and it tested positive for…

— P. T. Usha

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up…

— George Carlin