Astronomy Quote by Steven Magee

“The W. M. Keck Observatory is the only employer that has surprised me during my employment with urine tests for illegal drugs.”

— Steven Magee

“My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my muscles, and said, “You suspect me of…

— Jarod Kintz

“Bad questions at employment interviews: "Is your drug test graded on a curve?”

— Neil Leckman

“My employer made me take a drug test. I got them all the answers right except for Viagra. On that question my mind went…

— Jarod Kintz

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the…

— Bill Lee

“We must go to the laboratory at once. I have some cannabis.”

— Brooklyn Ann

“Nobody from the Amazing Kingdom bothered to check with previous employers, such as the New York City Police Department, to inquire about allegations of…

— Carl Hiaasen

“I haven't found a drug yet that can get you anywhere near as high as sitting at a desk writing.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“In all of my years doing this job, I have never given the drug to anyone over three months pregnant; not once, because everybody…

— Kien Nguyen

Twenty-plus-year career, 500 drug controls worldwide, in and out of competition. Never a failed test. I rest my case.

— Lance Armstrong

In 2012, I helped lead the successful effort in Congress to allow states to conduct drug testing of people receiving unemployment benefits.

— Kevin Brady

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

— Rush Limbaugh