Humor Quote by Chris d'Lacey

“Why doesn’t she talk to me the way she’s talking to him?”

— Noyar Cecil

“She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who…

— Jane Austen

“Who am I kidding? What am I going to do with a girl like her?” “We had this talk when we were fourteen. I…

— Shelly Laurenston

“What would you tell her about me?” He did not just ask that. “You did not just ask that.” She chuckled. “I’m serious,” he…

— Leigh LaValle

“If you told me a year ago that I would kiss a girl when I was 12, then I would have either laughed at…

— Phil Wohl

“Well, are you?” “Am I what?” “Dating people?” Her lips quirked up at the corners. “Are you?” “Nope.” “Neither am I.” “Good. You’re mine…

— Katie Reus

“I will not date someone that looks sickly.”

— Steven Magee

“She was twenty-five before it occurred to her that she could have insulted him back, but the rule of life was that the boys…

— Liane Moriarty

“Wanting to spend a few hours getting to know a beautiful woman isn't about being polite." His thumb ran over my bottom lip and…

— Nichole Chase

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you’re not looking. The only looking you…

— Jarod Kintz

“If this is a dream, why aren't I young and handsome for you?" "You are young and handsome to me," she said huskily, and…

— Lynsay Sands

“If I've learned anything in my seventeen years, it's that life isn't easy all the time. Parents get divorced, guinea pigs explode under your…

— Robin Palmer