Baby jesus Quote by Chris d'Lacey

“Jesus has to be crying up there somewhere. Or laughing hysterically. I can't figure out which one.”

— Maya Banks

“You can't pee in front of little Lord Jesus, go back to the hills.”

— Rita Mae Brown

“Jesus Christ in a miniskirt.”

— Dakota Cassidy

“He would think of Heaven and London and Our Lady of Acoma and the rows and rows of babies in clean bottles and Jesus…

— Aldous Huxley

“But unlike Mama, I would not go to heaven. My secrets padlocked the gates. I'd be a torn kite stuck in the dead branches…

— Ruta Sepetys

“As I stepped out in front of the pavilion, my brother's house reared. I flung my arms up instinctively to protect my face as…

— Robin Bridges

“The doorbell rang during dinner. Alan got up to answer, saying, "If it's the missionaries I might let them in. I'm too tired to…

— Sara Zarr

“I came up stairs into the world, for I was born in a cellar.”

— William Congreve

"I'm going over the valley." (Dying from throat cancer, his doctor found him wandering around his room, asked him where was he going?)

— Babe Ruth

“I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus.”

— Louise Rennison

“The messiah is right here.”

— Karina Halle

“He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just see the big…

— J.D. Salinger