Comedy Quote by Maya Banks

“The cattle are lowing The baby awakes But the little Lord Jesus No crying He makes”

— Kurt Vonnegut

Laughing and crying are very similar. Sometimes people go from laughing to crying, or crying to laughing. I remember being at someone's wedding and…

— Lynne Tillman

There's that special magical place that exists when you forget everything else because you are laughing hysterically. It's the only truly safe place and…

— Natasha Lyonne

“In some darkened corner, an evil troll named Karma was rolling on the floor laughing, hysterically.”

— Belle Malory

“I am alone even when I'm in the middle of a crowd. I am sad even when I'm laughing hysterically. I am dead even…

— Amelia Mysko

I weep when I see these videos that are sent to me from all over the country. Whole groups of bodies jerking out of…

— David Wilkerson

Sometimes there's one person in the audience laughing hysterically, and it's so much fun. You end up playing the entire play to them.

— Lorraine Bracco

I have a great pic of my father and Rev. Graham laughing hysterically at some joke with George Pratt Shultz looking on back in…

— Ben Stein

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

— Steven Wright

The first day I remember just laughing hysterically and that actually did not stop the whole time I was in New Zealand working on…

— Jennifer Sky

“When I die, I plan to be laughing hysterically.”

— Minari Endou

I told my dad I am learning to touch type and he said he still uses the 'hunt and peck' technique. And now I'm…

— Emma Watson