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Want Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
- My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of…
- If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to…
- I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should…
- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
- Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
- You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the…
- My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
- I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and…
- I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'.…
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