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- I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
- Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came…
- I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain…
- You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the…
- I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
- Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
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