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Sh T Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'.…
- I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'.…
More Sh T Quotes
- Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use… — Jon Stewart
- Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world — Stone Cold Steve Austin
- Because we're old as sh*t. What do you want? — Kobe Bryant
- I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t,… — Kanye West
- Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermes factory. Sh*t is real. You're not going to find a chink. It's 100,000 per… — Kanye West
- On playing Batman and his daughter: If I was doing the sequel to Frozen I would be a hero. My two older… — Ben Affleck
- You can talk sh-t b-ch, I'm worth a million. — Wiz Khalifa
- I love it when you talk that sh-t. — Chris Brown
- Them haters in your face you just ignore them. Don't know what they talking sh-t for. — Wiz Khalifa
- I hear them n-ggas talkin sh-t, but there ain't that much that they can do. — Wiz Khalifa
- You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. — Roddy Piper
- You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian