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Saws Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,…
- Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that…
- Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came…
- I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
- I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
- I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
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