"I once saw a forklift lift a crate……" — Mitch Hedberg

More Crate Quotes

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• In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a… — Prince Philip
• One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use… — Mike Tyson
• What does it mean to be a self-conscious animal? The idea is ludicrous, if it is not monstrous. It means… — Ernest Becker
• From behind a wooden crate we saw a long black-muzzled nose poking round at us. We took him out-soft, wobbly,… — John Galsworthy
• The abused children are alone with their suffering, not only within the family, but also within themselves. They cannot crate… — Alice Miller
• I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to… — Tom Bodett
• A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd… — Patricia Briggs
• In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog… — James Patterson
• But Gregor understood easily that it was not only consideration for him which prevented their moving, for he could easily… — Franz Kafka
• As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now… — Jodi Picoult
• I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting… — Neal Shusterman
• Our holiday food splurge was a small crate of tangerines, which we found ridiculously thrilling after an eight-month abstinence from… — Barbara Kingsolver

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