"In the dictionary, next to the word stress,……" — James Patterson
"In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be."
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537 Quotes by James Patterson
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Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends,…
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Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.
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I don't know why, but life is usually more complicated than the plans that we make.
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I am not a great prose stylist. I'm a storyteller. There are thousands of people who don't like what I…
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Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.
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Other than my hundreds of arrests I really don't have that much experience with the law. While the majority of…
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Assume nothing, question everything.
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Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice…
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He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be…
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Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.
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Home is wherever we all are together.
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Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had…
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In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a…
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From behind a wooden crate we saw a long black-muzzled nose poking round at us. We took him out-soft, wobbly,…
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I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to…
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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
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A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd…
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But Gregor understood easily that it was not only consideration for him which prevented their moving, for he could easily…
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As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now…
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I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting…
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Our holiday food splurge was a small crate of tangerines, which we found ridiculously thrilling after an eight-month abstinence from…
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