Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as… — Rick Riordan
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. — Groucho Marx
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. — Mark Twain
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. — Oscar Wilde
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx
My mind reels with sarcastic replies. — Charles M. Schulz
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. — Bill Gates
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that.… — Robert A. Heinlein
If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic. — Holly Black
I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry. — Anneliese van der Pol
I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally. — Sasha Grey
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness… — Chuck Palahniuk
I have some sarcastic sides of me. — Eden Sher
I can be sarcastic. — Juan Pablo Galavis
Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New… — Reid Scott
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I… — Kurt Fuller
My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable. — Kevin Spacey
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. — John Erskine
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then… — Chuck Palahniuk
My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that… — Kurt Cobain
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. — Henry Youngman
If I'm a sarcastic asshole around you it's either because I'm comfortable teasing you or I hate you... good luck figuring out which one. — Nikhil Saluja
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? — Babloo
If one loves to hear 'Praises' then one should be able to adapt with Sarcasm, though being bitter, sarcasm has a path which leads to… — Nidhi Saini
When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Aldyna Threesya

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