Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243- — Cassandra Clare
Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie.… — Cassandra Clare
You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend.… — Cassandra Clare
Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you? — Alyson Noel
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. — William Faulkner
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target — Ashleigh Brilliant
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. — Mae West
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. — Mae West
very funny my sarcastic friend — Cassandra Clare
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another. — Friedrich Nietzsche
This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed… — Tina Fey
A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really,… — E L Konigsburg
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. — John Green
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands. — Oscar Wilde
Writers are interesting people, but often mean and petty. — Lillian Hellman
diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country. — Ambrose Bierce
Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor — Stephen King
I thought I dreamed you." The words whisper from my parched throat. His head tilts to one side, his mouth shifting to something less sarcastic,… — Tammara Webber
No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most. — Mae West
I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find… — Mae West
She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved. — Cassandra Clare
Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries… — Julia Quinn
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story — Ashleigh Brilliant
Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. — Kim Harrison
As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak. — John Knowles

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