Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

Of course I believe in God, who else can I blame for my misfortunes. — Melchor Lim
1/2 A Rachel is a kind, caring, sweet person. She can come off as naive at first, but if you get to know her, you… — Rachel
RATE ME IF U ANIT A CHICKEN inbox me what you think of me 1) Crazy 2) I'd marry you 3) I'd date you 4)… — Unknow
The most unorganized place is the woman's bag. — Charles Elba
Finding a cure for anorexia should be a piece of cake. — Charles Elba
Calories are yummy — Charles Elba
I don't need Anger management, I manage my anger how I see fit at any given moment. — Abhishek Tiwari
Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments — Blossom
BITCH IM NOT INSULTING YOU IM DESCRIBING YOU — Asheya
How come we call walkie talkies walkie talkies, but we don't call vacuums pushie suckies? Just sayin... — Sarah Moores
You need to wipe your mouth sweetheart, you've got some bullshit on your lips. — Sarah Moores
People are so quick to find faults in others but refuse to find and face their own. — Sarah Moores
Go Compareeee Go Compareeeee give me a bat to hit the tw** at Go Compare. :@ — Sarah Moores
~~ Behind every strong woman, there is a real asshole that made her that way. — Sarah Moores
It's not you, it's me = It's me that can do a lot better, not you. — Sarah Moores
For those who like to stir the pot...you should know what you're cooking before you get BURNED!!! — Sarah Moores
Everyone has their own road they to travel in life, some just have more pot holes than others.Mine is under construction with detours that send… — Sarah Moores
Anyone can do well when things go smoothly. It's when the sh*t hits the fan that you see what people are made of. — Sarah Moores
I see lots of things, except your point.. — Sarah Moores
Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie! — Sarah Moores
I'm an expert in smartassology ;) — Sarah Moores
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once and only once...… — MrCountry
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your full of shit.… — Zabi Khojazada
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira
But my mom says I'm cool — Sky Ferreira

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