Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

You don't know that you're beautiful? Yeah, cause you're not! — Rakii Retondo
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee
I've got respect with you guys.. But my respect have limitations. So if you hit that limit, expect me to hit your fuckin' face! — Rakii Retondo
I don't care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing. — Rakii Retondo
I hate hearing her voice, and seeing her face. And we live in the same house... like hell. — Rakii Retondo
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with a BOOK!!!... — Joanne Lobedica
Ooooh, They Just Called You Short..!!! Aw Hell Naw, Lift Me Up..!!! — Toni Watson
Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth — Toni Watson
Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Chops Down Trees, Makes It Into Paper, And Writes, SAVE TREES On That Same Paper... — Toni Watson
Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears dark glasses to… — Toni Watson
Don't talk to me, when I'm talking to myself — Toni Watson
Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic — Toni Watson
You crush the Caterpillars, but then complain when there's no Butterflys... — Toni Watson
I need a Boyfriend. No...You WANT a Boyfriend. You NEED some water, because you sound THIRSTY — Toni Watson
Before you judge me make sure you are perfect. — Ewshy
No Calls ? I Understand , No Texts ? I Understand ; but When I'm With Someone Else , You Should Understand Too. — Syoung
Do game creators really think the kids read the DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME warning ? — Zay Cee
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither. — Francis
All I can say is, forgive me for I know exactly what I do. — Nicole Hill
My give a fuck button totally failed to commence operation this morning..so, until further notice I'm activating my 'go-on-now' button. Act accordingly! — Nicole HIll
Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid as your face — Nicole Hill
I was wrong when I hurt you, I didnt mean to do it intentionally. I was so sarcastic doing those things to you. But the… — Teejay David
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and smiles* — Nicole Hill
I don't really hate you, it's just that if you were on fire, I'd roast marshmallows.. — Unknown Author
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant person in an argument. — Unknown Author

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449 authors contributed a total of 891 Sarcastic Quotes, led by these top contributors: