Sarcastic Quotes

891 Sarcastic quotes by 449 unique authors

Sorry, I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster. — KM II
If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions. — Michael Angelo De Leon
I don't think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole that's addicted to the internet and has… — Unkown
Give A Man A Mask And He Will Reveal His True Self. — NizamShahbaaz
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz
Im as bored as a slut on her period — Bella
Admit it, you have sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you.. — Green Monk
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you. — Green Monk
If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be a Christian. — Mark Twain
I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women. — Lea DeLaria
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. — Unknown Author
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like? — Jean Cocteau
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too. — Homer Simpson
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. — Unknown Author
I love you and it's getting worse. — Unknown Author
Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess… — Unknown Author
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm… — Jarod Kintz
Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously f*ck you up. — Ice T
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU b''CH. — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ
I'm good at being sarcastic with guys. They don't want the quiet, prissy little things. — Jessica Alba
If you were twice as smart, you'd be a half-wit — Tracy Ambler
I don't suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! — Aaraf
She is like a book with many pages, like a novel with ironic flaws, unpredictable twist with a dash of sarcastic humor, like a romance… — Epifania Savea
We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus — MXLOVINNN MI BABII SPYDERRR
I can be blunt or I can be honestwhere Ive gotten in trouble is when Im being sarcastic or Im trying to be funny. Its… — Megan Fox

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