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• Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It's getting money without giving an equivalent for it. — Henry Ward Beecher
• I've got my eye on a few things to spend my money on. I've got my own bank card but… — Justin Bieber
• Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
• Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside… — Michael Bloomberg
• We have to get control of our borders. You can only do that if you make companies obey the law… — Michael Bloomberg
• After this interview, I'm going to immigration to try to sort out my Green Card, just like any other normal… — Emily Blunt
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