Henry Youngman Quotes
- I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the…
- So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said,…
- Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
- I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.