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Mad Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey…
- I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
- I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
More Mad Quotes
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- I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could… — Josephine Baker
- Occasionally, when I get mad at a woman, I'll do some great, awful painting about her. — Jean-Michel Basquiat
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- It's the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you're mad, then dangerous, then there's a pause… — Tony Benn
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- I've had a few gigs where things have got out of hand and there has been a huge crush with my fans.… — Justin Bieber
- Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. — Ambrose Bierce
- The public is mad, frustrated, but what the public wants is progress. — Michael Bloomberg
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- We're self obsessed and mad and stupid - not that other people can't be the same way - but the extremes are… — Kenneth Branagh