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• It's time to get real, folks. Hope and change ain't working. Hope and change is not a solution. Hope and… — Herman Cain
• When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel… — Dave Chappelle
• I define success as being comfortable with yourself and your life. And that is about as good as it gets,… — Treat Williams
• I hate flying. I don't planes. I get really anxious. — Lucy Hale
• Real transformation requires real honesty. If you want to move forward - get real with yourself. — Bryant H. McGill
• To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see… — Jerry Garcia
• I used to get really pissed off that my life was so dictated by when this Jesus guy was born… — Tori Amos
• At first, when I got bad press and people would talk bad about my family or something like that, I… — Hilary Duff
• Get really rich and then help the people who didn't have the opportunity you did. — T. Harv Eker
• Whether we meditate individually or collectively, there is one thing we absolutely must do: we have to meditate consciously. Making… — Sri Chinmoy
• You won't get gun control by disarming law-abiding citizens. There's only one way to get real gun control: Disarm the… — Ronald Reagan
• People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach… — George Carlin

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