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Jokes Quotes by Demetri Martin
- Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
- Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people…
- Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along…
- I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.
- It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
- I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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- In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett