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Just Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I…
- My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach,…
- I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed…
- If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
- I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
- A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just…
- I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney.…
- I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.
- But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as…
- I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially…
- Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people…
- The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny…
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- I knew from the age of 16 that I wanted to be a writer because I just didn't think I could do… — Paul Auster
- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong
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- Punk is not just the sound, the music. Punk is a lifestyle. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong