"The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then…" — Demetri Martin
"The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import)."
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133 Quotes by Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin has 133 quotes on this site.
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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less…
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I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.
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I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are…
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I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all…
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Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red…
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word.…
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Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
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I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed
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Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
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A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
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How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.
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There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
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More Australia Quotes
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I suffer much less than many of my colleagues. I am perfectly able to go to Australia and film within…
— David Attenborough
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I love being at home, being with friends and family. I'm of European stock, brought up in Australia. I'm a…
— Eric Bana
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I race historic muscle cars back in Australia, and that's my hobby. And I try to race home as soon…
— Eric Bana
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There's an expression in Australia that's called 'Go Bush,' which means to get out of the city and relax. I…
— Cate Blanchett
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There's not a long, entrenched tradition of theatergoing in Australia.
— Cate Blanchett
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If I was in a refugee camp somewhere on the Pakistani border, of course I'd want to come to Australia.
— Tony Abbott
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I want to see an end to sovereign risk questions over Australia.
— Tony Abbott
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Well, we know that people in Australia love the idea of both Impulse and Virgin Blue getting up and adding…
— Richard Branson
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There were two movies that asked me to go to Australia or New Zealand for long periods of time. One…
— Nicolas Cage
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It's always a pleasure on a personal note for me to come back to Australia.
— Nick Cave
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I'm not saying this in a condescending kind of way, but it's quite simple: The making of America was a…
— Nick Cave
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For sheer majestic geography and sublime scale, nothing beats Alaska and the Yukon. For culture, Japan. And for all-around affection,…
— Sam Abell
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