"I used to get bummed out when it……" — Demetri Martin
"I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies."
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133 Quotes by Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin has 133 quotes on this site.
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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less…
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I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are…
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I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all…
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Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red…
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word.…
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Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
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The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
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I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed
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Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
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A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
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How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.
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There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
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I love inventive food, but I want the classic dishes to taste like how I remember them. I get a…
— Drew Barrymore
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No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big…
— Sandra Bullock
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Try stuff. I also used to believe that it's better to be smart than lucky because if you're smart you…
— Guy Kawasaki
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There was this project I really wanted before 'Glee' and I didn't get cast - I went in about 13…
— Dianna Agron
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I used to have friends come on tour and work as my drum tech, but they get bummed out when…
— Travis Barker
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You can’t think about how much you have left to do because that’s just one thought, one sad thought, that’ll…
— Catherine Gilbert Murdock
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It’s a waste of time to be bummed on something, considering the amount of time that we have in this…
— Coco Ho
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It seemed like this was one big Prozac nation, one big mess of malaise. Perhaps the next time half a…
— Elizabeth Wurtzel
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When I was out of work when I first moved to L.A., one of the first things my husband and…
— Melissa Rauch
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It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me…
— Andy Samberg
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I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a…
— Mojo Nixon
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There's been a lot of times that I thought I'd never work again; I was really bummed out.
— Chris Messina
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