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Love Quotes by Demetri Martin
- Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
- Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
- I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of…
- To me, comedy is a game.
- A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
- I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.
- I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the…
- Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
- Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
- I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.
- I love Steven Wright.
- I never set out to do a sketch show.
- But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to…
- But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as…
- I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially…
- Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain…
- I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.
- I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.
More Love Quotes
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide