"I love women, but I feel like you……" — Demetri Martin

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of… - Demetri Martin

"I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar."

— Demetri Martin

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Don't let the same dog bite you twice. — Chuck Berry
I find it quite hard to sum up my relationship in a sound bite. I feel that it trivializes it… — Emily Blunt
My stories run up and bite me on the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on… — Ray Bradbury
I love all people. I hate no one. And, you know, when you take a subject and you reduce it… — Kirk Cameron
Mad, is he? Then I hope that he will bite some of my other generals! — George III
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
You must have complete determination. The worst opponent you can come across is one whose aim has become an obsession.… — Bruce Lee
It's not about what you did yesterday, it's what you do tomorrow. If you rely too much on yesterday, tomorrow… — John Vanbiesbrouck
Don't be a time manager, be a priority manager. Cut your major goals into bite-sized pieces. Each small priority or… — Denis Waitley
And what's romance? Usually, a nice little tale where you have everything As You Like It, where rain never wets… — D. H. Lawrence
I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff… — Cary Middlecoff
And here am I, budding among the ruins with only sorrow to bite on, as if weeping were a seed… — Pablo Neruda

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