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Inspirational Quotes by Demetri Martin
- Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
- The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
- Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
- A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
- There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
- I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
- I think they named the orange before the carrot.
- To me, comedy is a game.
- A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
- A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
- I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.
- Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.
- I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.
- Clowns have no respect for pie.
- I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.
- And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day,…
- Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
- Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
- I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.
- I love Steven Wright.
- I never set out to do a sketch show.
- I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
- Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
- But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as…
- I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento