"Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron." — Demetri Martin

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• I was a daughterless mother. I had nowhere to put the things a mother places on her daughter. The nail… — Ann Hood
• One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. — Marilyn vos Savant
• I had no occasion for an apron on that morning. — Lizzie Borden
• IF YOU APPROACH THE WORLD WITH THE APRON OF A SERVANT,THEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO PLACES THAT YOU CAN'T… — Jon Foreman
• I remember my oldest son, Steve, saying to me once, 'I don't ever remember seeing you with an apron on.'… — Lauren Bacall
• There is no thing that with a twist of the imagination cannot be something else. Porpoises risen in a green… — William Carlos Williams
• ...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make. — Eoin Colfer
• Cooking is 80 percent confidence, a skill best acquired starting from when the apron strings wrap around you twice. — Barbara Kingsolver
• Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for… — Rachel Vincent
• Ama wipes her hands on her apron, looks up at our old roof with new eyes, and lifts the baby… — Patricia McCormick
• This is very domestic of you," he said. "It's kinda hot, really. Giving me all sorts of fantasies about you… — Richelle Mead
• Percy!” he bellowed. He dropped his broom and ran at me. If you’ve never been charged by an enthusiastic Cyclops… — Rick Riordan

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