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Thinking Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
- I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.
- I think they named the orange before the carrot.
- I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm...…
- I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
- I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you…
- I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering.…
- The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
- I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks…
- There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less…
- Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people…
- I am the Walrus, but not the one you're probably thinking of. I am the other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in…
- There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it…
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- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I don't think I have a signature. — J. J. Abrams
- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. — Aristotle
- The soul never thinks without a picture. — Aristotle
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- I think you have a passion and an obsession for something when it's not necessarily ubiquitous. — J. J. Abrams