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Hey Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky...
- My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of…
- I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and…
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