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He Said Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came…
- At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9…
- One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when…
- I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in.…
- I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel…
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