Funny Quote by Brad Boney

“At the end of the day, every man has to wipe his own ass.”

— Hiroshi Sakurazaka

“If you wish to hurt yourself , you're doing a very good job, but for me that was exquisite. Now, move." He slapped my…

— Marita A. Hansen

“Every healthy man in the world wakes up with a stiffy. A fatty. Morning wood. I’m sure there’s some medical explanation for the phenomenon,…

— Emma Chase

“I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.”

— Victoria Laurie

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty…

— Kevin Hearne

“My mom’s philosophy was: “God is busy. He doesn’t need to hear that you’re thankful for every shit and fart.” I always thought that…

— Jen Kirkman

“When man fell to his knees he became the asshole he is today.”

— Carlos Castañeda

“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult,” I say and take a big gulp from…

— Rucy Ban

“Oh for the love of God put a butt plug in the male tough-guy crap.”

— Larissa Ione

“You might think you're a grown man, but I have absolutely no problem getting my spatula out and serving you up a helping of…

— Elle Casey

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible." "Did you kick their butts?" He frowned. "The buttocks are among the…

— Allison van Diepen