Grown man Quote by Elle Casey

“I’m as flirty as a spatula. And there’s nothing sexy about a spatula.”

— Daryl Banner

“Ladies, I think I speak for the majority of us on the face of the planet when I say we all have that guy…

— Kellie Hart

“I wish I were in high school again so I could call him a butthole. Adults don't call their brothers buttholes, though.”

— Colleen Hoover

“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!”

— Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s…

— DX

“You’re about to get a feisty little foot up your ass,” I spat back.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of…

— Tahereh Mafi

“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal…

— Brooke McKinley

“I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t make you…

— Dani Alexander

“Old women have a thing for me. And I don't mean a pinch-my-cheek, pat-my-head kind of thing. I mean a grab-my-ass, rub-my-junk, why-don't-you-push-my-wheelchair-into-the-broom-closet-so-we-can-get-nasty kind…

— Emma Chase