Health Quote by Emma Chase

“Morning wood was like God’s gift to women. Softened by sleep everywhere, except for there, hard and ready. What a beautiful way to start…

— Skye Warren

“THERE IS NOTHING more pathetically optimistic than the morning erection. I am depressed, unemployed, unloved, basement-dwelling, and bereaved, but there it is, every morning…

— Jonathan Tropper

“waking up mornings brings lingering suffering”

— Geza Csath

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can be a real drag (especially if it always dangles along the ground…

— Jarod Kintz

“Now that I’m a little more awake, I realize someone is breathing into my neck and wriggling closer to me. Deeper into my butt.…

— Belle Aurora

When I was young, we always had mornings like this.

— A. A. Milne

“Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy, and dead. ”

— James Thurber

“The morning slept like a snake in the unaccustomed warmth.”

— J.A. Baker

“I wake up feeling like I spent the last three days in a massage parlor. My muscles are relaxed, and I feel refreshed, like…

— Victoria Scott

“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.”

— Erin McCarthy

“on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I’m afraid it could be taken away. That’s when I make a…

— Suzanne Collins

“Some people are like that - always searching fro something better, never satisfied.,Makes you wonder if they ever get a good night's sleep. They…

— Farahad Zama