Humor Quote by Angie Sage

“flabbergasted. “My gast has been flabbered.”

— Chris Grabenstein

“This…hole in the world, man-shaped. Me-shaped. A vacancy.”

— Jasinda Wilder

“Oh, for shame! Nancy, have you never seen Florrie's face in a chrysanthemum, or a rose?' 'Never.' I said. 'Though there was a flounder…

— Sarah Waters

“He was flabbergasted. That was the best word. His flabber had been thoroughly gasted.”

— Cora Carmack

“He would be relegated to a post best left fastened and buried.”

— Anthony Doerr

“Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, tire-inflating hose at the service…

— Dennis Vickers

“holder. It was like some sort of miniature-recycled Stonehenge in the women’s bathroom, a monument to the bowel movements of days past. Actually, it…

— Penny Reid

“Flavius's foot catches on a metal grate over a circular opening in the floor, and my stomach contracts when I think of why a…

— Suzanne Collins

“I’m not really an expert on the nature of holes. I just strongly feel that holes are begging to be filled (the penis is…

— Michael Vito Tosto

“Filling a hole in a manner that doesn’t address how it was dug is to fill a hole that is certain to remain empty.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“It is difficult to fill a broken vessel, and impossible to fill a leaking one.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“I simply wish to offer my fart-helt apologies, sir, for you’re just an honest man doin’ your job, and I’m a dishonest lad doin’…

— Peter David