Apologies Quote by Peter David

“On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to…

— David Wong

“Your lies are like a silent fart. Can't see 'em, but I can smell 'em.”

— Eric Jerome Dickey

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“sometimes i trust my fart, i usually regert it”

— nickleback

“An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“A fart is just your arse applauding.”

— Billy Connolly

“He says that I'm as subtle as a fart at a funeral.”

— Martin Crosbie

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare