Quote by Chris Grabenstein Download Open image ““flabbergasted. “My gast has been flabbered.”” — Chris Grabenstein ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He was flabbergasted. That was the best word. His flabber had been thoroughly gasted.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can reasonably assume… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, tire-inflating hose at the service… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“There it is: the spoken admission that he was hers to lose. As soon as the words leave my mouth, I feel weirdly deflated,… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“Life is gassy you just have to blow through it to see clearly and if eventually you see through, don't be misleaded by what… — Mark Abraham Eyiremi Copy Share Image
“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact, it was… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“Just about every kid in America wished they could be Kyle Keeley. Especially when he zoomed across their TV screens as a flaming squirrel… — Chris Grabenstein Copy Share Image
“I have found that sometimes in the quest for knowledge, you must go backward before you can move forward" -Abia” — Chris Grabenstein Copy Share Image
“There's this thing about ghosts: Once you've seen one, you can basically see them all. At least the ones that want to be seen.” — Chris Grabenstein Copy Share Image
“They reminded Kyle of a Greek god and goddess straight out of the Percy Jackson books. “Wow,” said Miguel. “Do you think Rick Riordan’s… — Chris Grabenstein Copy Share Image
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“This is why I like real librarians. They're search engines with a heart" -Miguel” — Chris Grabenstein Copy Share Image
“Kyle was busy helping Holmes figure out that the Red-Headed League was just a clever ploy pulled by some robbers to get a red-haired… — Chris Grabenstein Copy Share Image
