Language Quote by Cora Carmack

“flabbergasted. “My gast has been flabbered.”

— Chris Grabenstein

“Let him be floored, O Lord, thought Kugel. Let him be stunned. Let him be flabber-fucking-gasted.”

— Shalom Auslander

“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I wanted to flog myself for reacting this way to him.”

— Nicole Williams

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“Flaubert prided himself on his frankness; it was indeed brutal.”

— W. Somerset Maugham

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“His words were so soft that the wind nearly destroyed them.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“There it is: the spoken admission that he was hers to lose. As soon as the words leave my mouth, I feel weirdly deflated,…

— Lauren Oliver

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can reasonably assume…

— Scott Adams

“He says that I'm as subtle as a fart at a funeral.”

— Martin Crosbie