Humor Quote by Andrew Cormier Download Open image ““No one wants to sit through a drawn-out tale any more than they want a third nipple”” — Andrew Cormier ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Philosophy Storytelling Truth
“Nipples like pencil erasers, hard and corrective against wide shallow breasts whose broad curves I know like the Lake's own tired sweep.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“The pounding of What do I want went still in her breast. It didn't matter what she chose. The world was what it was,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There are always three sides to every story, yours, mine, and the truth.” — M. Robinson Copy Share Image
“In the books I find the thrum of everything unsayable. The characters weep the way I want to, love the way I want to,… — Alexandria Marzano-Lesnevich Copy Share Image
“If a man spreads his secret with his own tongue and blames another... then he is a fool. If his own breast is too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“With nothing more than thin spandex covering my chest, even the blind would notice that my nipples were so hard, they could cut glass” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely as if they had never been told.” — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
“Between the lines of every story there is another story, and that is one that is never heard and can only be guessed at… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
“I didn’t have much faith in humanity before. I have even less faith now that the world has sh*t the bed.” – character quote” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“With timid curiosity, I asked, “what do you mean the old bodies get reused?” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“The world was left in complete devastation but I ruled most of what remained” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“I stuck one of my backpack straps into my mouth and bit down on it. I knew that no matter what I did, my… — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“At first, many people infected with the zombie virus experienced similar symptoms to Ebola.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal… — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“I didn’t smoke often, and had never smoked before the apocalypse, but now I had more pressing health issues to worry about.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
“In order to create a new world, we must first destroy the old one.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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