Face to face Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I could feel her breasts up against my stomach. I wanted a beer real bad.”

— Haruki Murakami

“To women who think they’re all that, may their boobs drop at a young age.”

— Kim Karr

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“I drank for some time, three or four days. I couldn't get myself to read the want ads. The thought of sitting in front…

— Charles Bukowski

“A girl can't feel like a lady with a bottle of beer before her.”

— Maureen Daly

“Katenia, are you drunk?" "No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size.”

— Eden Ashe

“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”

— Tom Robbins

“You know, drinking milk doesn't make your boobs get any bigger.”

— Peach-Pit

“Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So…

— Charles Bukowski

“Men and women, alike, can’t help but stare at breasts, even if they aren’t that great. It’s like a car wreck, you just can’t…

— Erica Chilson

“Every man watching you tonight wanted your tits in his mouth.” He moved across her chest to give a long lick of her other…

— Tessa Bailey

“ Ale Perez I can't imagine why anyone would choose to be male. It's just so unsubtle. Women only have to deal with breasts,…

— Steve Kluger