Quote by Roy Blount, Jr Download Open image ““When mannequins have nipples, it's a cold-hearted world.”” — Roy Blount, Jr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What is it about a good-looking man that makes a woman’s breasts take on a life of their own?” — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
“I mean, seriously, is a baby doll dress for the breastless? I don’t know.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“It is in the bitter cold of life, that you recognize people who are the equivalent of a warm blanket.” — Meeta Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
“Barbies are warm and tan and always the same, thought Janie, but real people are not always the same.” — Caroline B. Cooney Copy Share Image
“(I can't believe this beautiful woman who looks like a forest fairy could have married Sparerib.) Boggs rates her breasts as incredible. I must… — John van de Ruit Copy Share Image
“At times she's thought of as an ice princess but ice, when exposed to warmth, melts.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
“If to have breasts is to be human, then to save them is to save ourselves.” — Florence Williams Copy Share Image
“I was distracted suddenly from these pleasant thoughts by noticing that, like the eyes in certain portraits, Heather’s nipples seemed to have the uncanny… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
I think writer's block is simply the dread that you are going to write something horrible. But as a writer, I believe that if… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Lots of people have expressed consternation that I haven't gotten rid of Southern accent, but I just never saw any reason to lose the… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
New York walking isn't exercise: it's a continually showing make-your-own movie. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Going to Vanderbilt did a lot of things for me, and one of the things it cured me of was the need to follow… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
I've never thought it was necessary to make fun of people - you can find fun in people without necessarily mocking them. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Many a person has been saved from summer alcoholism, not to mention hypertoxicity, by Dostoyevsky. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Being president of too many well-meaning organizations put my father into an early grave. The lesson in this was not lost on me. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Twiddle-twiddle away at my softly clicky keyboard for a while, making twiddly adjustments all along- and then print what I have twiddled. Glare at… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
